Student 1: "Did you know the moon landing was actually fake?" The teacher answered this by stating that the moon landing is fake just like Elvis Presley dying is fake; no one really knows.
Student 2: "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "I don't know, can you?"
Student 2: "YES!" The student proceeded to jump up and sprint across the room until the teacher could stop him.
Student 3: (in the middle of a silent reading break): "Do dogs float?"
Sixth grader 1: "Puberty is the most powerful force of the gods. It's a fact."
Sixth grader 2: "Why do all kids love their moms more than their dads?"
I also got the opportunity to watch the first graders rehearse for their bugs concert/play, and I have to say the first graders from my class were by far the cutest. They can sing better than me too!
AZ Merit testing is finally over and I have a feeling the rest of the school year will be a blast.
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